noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

Tindow Shopping

When you’re not looking to committ to making tinder matches but you are still interested in browsing the tinder selection

I’m just tindow shopping to see who’s available on tinder.

by Verafy May 12, 2018

Grief shopping

When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.

When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.

by Faster Redhead May 21, 2018

Grief shopping

When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.

When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2018

slut shopping

Whenever you go shopping specifically for slutty clothes.

Becky: Like i cant believe that Sarah went slut shopping just to impress Derek like OMG
Jessica: OMG that little whore

by _Jinxie June 28, 2018

Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018

French Shopping

When you use you surroundings like a store.

To take things that do not belong to you from roommates, others semi-close to you.

When you stay in a hostel, watch out for French shopping.

by Der Ami July 6, 2018