sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.

"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."

by warren November 26, 2002

Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Emily carr secondary school

A school full of fucking retards, rich bitches, sluts, and gay niggas who think they're tough shit.

Guy 1: Nigga lets go to Emily carr secondary school
guy 2: Nah nigga Im out here tryna die b deadass

by Gaynigga123 September 25, 2017

Second Life

A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.

Shawn: hey man, wanna go outside and skateboard?

Me: na, im already doing that in Second life.

by Jonny Shadow October 3, 2008

8 seconds

While doing your woman from behind, lean in close and whisper "I have AIDS" and then grab her ears and hold on for 8 Seconds, this is also known as a bull riding term.

Dude I missed it by like a second!

by Emoworm May 7, 2005

second floor

A din of iniquity, where people consume alcohol, booze, hooch, beer, vodka, and illicit substances.

The second floor's motto is: "There's no I in drunk!".

by Bagwell December 13, 2003

Secondary Urination

When you have such bad diarrhea that you effectively pee out of your asshole.

"Jesus christ, I ate so much Taco Bell yesterday that I've been suffering from Secondary Urination all morning"

by Justaddabsinth February 17, 2009