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Santa Fe Packing Company

A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.
Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.
by Wendysfg August 26, 2023
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Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019
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Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
Man I’m being stalked must be santa
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
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Santa Claus

A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022
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Santa’s Svedka Challenge

If you find less that half a 750mL bottle of svedka any time after thanksgiving, you must get on your knee and chug the rest of the bottle. When you finish drunking you take off your shirt and run through the hall yelling YAHOOO.
Oh my god Josh just did Santa’s Svedka Challenge that was wild.”
Holy shit do you think hes gonna puke?”
by Nathan Crosby November 30, 2018
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Santa

A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person
Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay
by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024
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