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Shit Sandwich 

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man
Shit Sandwich by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005

Eat a sandwich 

To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.

To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed
Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.

Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich

Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now

Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)
Eat a sandwich by Fangg August 7, 2009

Portable Sandwich Fabricator 

Your hands.
I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.

Portable Sandwich Fabricator: enjoy it.

turd sandwich 

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.
Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
turd sandwich by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

Samwich [sandwich] [food]

The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.
Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?

Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?

Biggie: What?

beat sandwich 

When you beat someone's ass and then you eat it.
beat sandwich by Aunt Barb October 9, 2008