Realplayer

Abusive, error riddled software force-fed to unwilling victims by way of telling persons it is required to perform such action. The "Accept These Terms" button is the default which many may unwillingly agree to, due to it accepting any button to activate. It will usually take so long to load, users smash the keyboard which give it automatic permission to download to your system and infect everything. Just as a reminder, it will infect all of your files, associate itself with all media types, and even run in the background undetectable. Even after program removal, it will reappear and you will scratch your head saying, "Didn't I delete that abusive virus-in-disguise?"

I logged on to AOL, yeah I know that in itself is a dick-move, but it said I needed Realplayer to continue. After the screen froze and I hit the desk in confoundment, the mandatory Accept button was selected and I have forever had the feeling of a giant dick in my asshole.

by Try WinAmp and fuck RapePlayer October 16, 2008

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.

Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010

REAR GUNNER

An accessory to the more commonly known "wing man," the rear gunner's job is to provide even more assistance to the lead and the wing men. The rear gunner's job is to hurl insults and other harmful comments about the physical traits or mental insecurities of anyone and everyone that tries to approach either of his buddies. The rear gunner is a necessity for serious pick up situations, a job to be entrusted to a true friend and serious shit talker.

"Yo bro isn't that Stephanie your ex girlfriend?"

"Oh shit ya, Tony will handle it, he's the rear gunner tonight."

by Matt and Tony August 6, 2007

the realist nigga

A person who haves the strength of 10 thousand thundering rhinos. The speed of 57 cheetah and can kill a nigga with his thumb nail. The realist nigga only tells the truth and can fuck three bitchs turn around throw his hat fuck two more bitchs turn around a catch his hat.

Hey bruh that nigga dakarai over there is the realist nigga

by The realist nigga (official) January 24, 2017

ronald reagan

muthafucka planted yay in the hood then came in a hauled away my niggas for possession.

Ronald Reagan fucked me over good and now I hafta spend next 25 years in tha clank, nigga.

by Cold hawd nigga April 21, 2008

Reactionary

one who supports Reaction in opposition to the general progressive Western zeitgeist, often accompanied by a sense that the expansion of democratic politcs has made life in general much worse either in absolute terms, or measured by what should have been achievable with modern science, reason, and technology; usually believes race is a real genetic construct and therefore not surprised at disparate average outcomes across large population groups; often believes human evolution has in part or in toto shaped human nature, which therefore cannot easily, or at all, be changed very much by social engineering and/or conditioning; usually believes heirarchy is imprinted upon mankind by nature and/or God, and that heirarchy is not only not necessarily evil, but desirable and even inevitable and ought not be torn down for any but the most grave reasons; tends to support tradition either as revealed by his religion and/or as successful adaptive memetic developments which usually solve deep and complex problems in human societies; anti-revolutionary; anti-socialist; anti-communist; anti-whig; anti-democratic; anti-globalist; skeptical; (once a term of derision, most reactionaries of late do happily so self-identify)

Tom suddenly realized he couldn't find a single Republican at the convention who didn't hail FDR anything less than a great hero. He remembered knowing conservatives in his youth who opposed both FDR and WWII. But where were they now? They had disappeared, but their thoughts and words had not. Tom hadn't changed his mind about much in the past 25 years, but he suddenly realized he was a Reactionary.

by nicky_steves April 15, 2013

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003