polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

Polish Eye Glue

Foreign polish cum that is shot into the eyes of innocent woman to help keep there eyes shut so they don't see a polish hammer enter their Ass at high speeds.

Harris quick she is waking up give her some polish eye glue so I can jam my 3 inch polish jet boat into her brown tightpocket.

by Gary chalker May 8, 2017

Polishing the barrel

To run your tongue along the penis when giving head.

Max: Hey weren't you with Jessica last night?
Steve: I sure was!
Max: How was that man?
Steve: The girls doesn't have the best personality but when it comes to "Polishing the Barrel".. She is the best!

by Hot-Box August 13, 2010

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

polish silver

to masturbate (for females)

Oh, i haven't fucked in ages, i need to polish silver.

by insanitune November 27, 2013

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021