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grumpy pirate 

a sex term, when you cum in the girls eye and then kick her in the chin, causing her to jump up and down with her hand in her eye, Yelling the word ARRRHHH
I gave a Grumpy Pirate to shanaynay
grumpy pirate by charles in charge! February 24, 2009

colon the ass pirate 

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI
Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

awkward pirate 

Like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. A single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.
"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."

"..."

*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*
awkward pirate by awkward pirate August 22, 2006

Salty pirate 

A term used by dumbasses who dont know the real meaning of what they are describing is the ANGRY pirate not the salty pirate.
That dumbass greg told me he gave his girlfriend a salty pirate, but when he described the move to me it was actually the angry pirate he was describing. what a tool.
Salty pirate by annon23526 September 24, 2010

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.
Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

Poo Pirate

One Who Steals Your Dirty Starfish
Arr!, I be a Poo Pirate, and I'm coming to steal your dirty starfish!
Poo Pirate by Thom August 10, 2004