sponge bob square pants

absorbent and yellow and porous

by die July 28, 2003

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003

hard in the pants

something so extremely baller that it gives you a boner.

kind of like "hard in the paint"

waka: DAMNNNNN BOI THAT GOES HARD IN DA MOTHER FUCKING PAINT NIGGAA

johnny: no, waka, that goes HARD IN THE PANTSS

by uhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhh March 30, 2011

ghey pants

Used when referring to something that's: stupid, crap, bad, not fair, or just plain ridiculous. Slightly more severe than plain ghey

Can also be shortened to just pants

Chaz: Someone drunk my beer!
Daz: Really? that's ghey!
Chaz: Hell Yeah! that's ghey pants!

by Mo-lester March 14, 2009

my pants are on fire

A statement used to point out the glaringly obvious when ones pants are, in fact, on fire.

Hey, did you know that my pants are on fire?

by K N3k0 April 8, 2004

awesome-pants

Typically used to decribe someone who is summed up by the word "awesome." The converse of this is to call someone a "silly-pants."

"I am so awesome-pants right now"
"You are such a silly-pants mister!"

by Jason- August 28, 2005

pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)

Everyone was looking at my pants boner, and then asked me if I was actually a boy.
(I am a girl)

by greenybeany May 6, 2013