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Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.
“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”
by Narcess July 13, 2007
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cambodian cabbage patch

When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.
xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.

Linda: What did you say

xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
by someguy379 November 19, 2006
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mccallie senior! the most GHETTO FAB, fly brother i have ever known. he's definitely my hero forever and ever.
ya'll don't need an example...you just need to know that he's cool as hell!
by bestyouneverhad January 5, 2005
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Muchie Peachie

If someone does something to help you and you want to thanks or that was much appreciated you can just say muchie peachie.
by First Time September 16, 2009
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patchboi

n. (patch' - boy)

Someone who plays online games but never posts within the official forums until the whole system goes down, giving them nothing better to do but bitch and moan to others within said forum until the servers come back up.
Patchboi - "This game suxors! It's always broken when I want to play! This is bullshit and I want a refund for my wasted hours!!!"

Forum Member - "Dood! STFU and go play something else you Patchboi asshole. No one cares about your bullshit here. Shit happens and life goes on .. so why don't you put the keyboard away and get some fucking sun you fat prick."

Patchboi - "Nevermind. Server is back up and I can log in again. I love this game it really roxors!!!!"

Forum Member - "Fucking idiot Patchboi!"
by Neuromancer April 24, 2006
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peaches and pink hearts

A way of describing a mushy boyfriend, i.e; one who likes watching sappy romantic chick flicks with his girlfriend and cries at the end.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear what <insert name here> did last night? He was watching Sex and the City with his girlfriend!

Guy 2: Really? I thought he was cool. Didn't pin him to be the peaches and pink hearts sort!
by TopRaman November 21, 2011
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peach kisses

When you kiss someone where they want to be kissed. When you kiss somebody on their muffintop. When you kiss someone upon their belly. When you kiss somebody where they want to be kissed. When you kiss someone after tasting their martini.
Bond got a good few peach kisses that movie. {wink, wink, nudge, nudge}
by jbeast August 27, 2013
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