pedophag

A person who is a pedophile and a fag.

A guy who only likes older men, but at the same time likes younger girls. He's a pedophag!

by daveforte August 14, 2009

Pedophilia

Something our society really fucking overreacts to.

I mean, for fucks sake, pedophilia's bad, but its not like it's an act of genocide; you're dehumanizing these people and refusing to think rationally.

You people make me sick.

by Dr. Jesus D.O. May 31, 2009

Pedophile

People who are attracted to kids.

"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

pedobear

A pedophile that is very furry and lives in a cave. He lures his victems to this cave and has his way with them. Often outdoor ed. teachers.

Did you hear about that pedobear? He made his students orient the private area on the map :|

by my fears have become phobias November 14, 2007

Pedofiled

When a pedophile is officially registered as a sexual offender/predator on a file in the government's computer system.

Allen: "Did you hear about the pedophile in our neighborhood that recently got busted by the FBI yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah. He deserves to be pedofiled."

by TyTyJewBoy June 1, 2009

Pedophile

A fucking dumbass.

Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl

Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant

Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY

by Princess Cringe June 7, 2018

word pedophile

one who make many "play on words".

Kevin:you dumb
Jeff:well your lame
Kevin:pff i have perfect use of both my legs thank you very lil
Jeff:dude dont be such a word pedophile

by HxK Kevin December 19, 2007