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paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.
That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.
" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"
by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021
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-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games
lol -Painted- is cringe
by PaintedGX October 27, 2020
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Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.
"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"
by MrRusso March 7, 2022
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Painting

An action of putting your feelings in Form of drawing sauce, Of which the color is depending on the feeling, on a white sheet/paper/touchy drawing computer. The Artist, though, has to suffer a certain amount of pain while creating the piece for it to be called a "painting" (pain-ting)
"Do you hear that?"

"Oh, yeah, lemme check if she's OK.

" uh, Michelle are you OK?"
*Michelle sits on the floor crying, with a canvas in front of her*
" oh, nevermind, she's just painting. "
by Mochii chii January 14, 2019
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splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.
That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.
by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020
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paint job

A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.
"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021
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