Back-paddling

Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.

He still thinks he's winning, dude is just a back-paddling Pirate of the I don't Caribbean

by Mohawk Joey June 29, 2022

Muddy Puddle

When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.

Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets

by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022

The Piddles

The Piddles is a slang term for people who have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate. Generally, used by older individuals who tend to have this problem.

Man, I had the piddles last night. It took forever to get back to sleep.

by fiendish5022 August 18, 2022

Poison Peddler

A Derogatory term used to describe drug dealer

That poison peddler saved us tax-payer money by giving the police a new undercover car!

by ls500fan August 21, 2022

Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Meat Peddler

Someone who is a bit of a bitch and probably works at a deli and makes sandwiches.

"Man, Carson is such a meat peddler. Bro needs to shut up and make me a sandwich."

by JimBobBrowning March 26, 2023

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023