law of large numbers

the theroy that when there is a larger group of something, esp. people, the likelyhood of their being who or wht your looking for. For example, there is more liklyhood that you will find a sober hippie wearing dentures in a group of 1,000,000,000 random people than in a group of 52 random people.

person 1: why are we looking in NYC for good actors rather than Otis Massachusetts?
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro

by annon. February 6, 2004

nubstick

1. A chap who takes away women from a party, with no intention of having intercourse with them
2. A chap who puts womens clothes on instead of off.

"Mike is such a nubstick"

by Crimsoneer July 6, 2006

numb job

When you sit on your hand until its numb then masturbate.

dude 1: so wut did you do last night?
dude 2: I had nothing to do so a did a numb job!
dude 1: sounds fun. I'm gunna try it.

by ~>El Padrino!<~ May 22, 2009

number nine with extra dip

The fat motherfucker big smoke once ate once of these he die on the toilet

A number nine with extra dip

by Killer meme star 69 June 30, 2017

Number three

When you throw up so hard that you vomit your digested shit

That stomach bug have me number three, not fun

by Exumist October 15, 2019

burnie numb numb

The act of performing sex wheel barrow style on a woman with her back on the floor, then at climax proceed to push her across the floor and ram her head into the wall. Rug burn is the burnie and the head ramming is the numb numb.

"After I gave her that burnie numb numb last night I have to patch my drywall."

by kietel May 9, 2009

take a number

What is said when you need something from someone that is very busy with more important issues than your own.

Darrell: "Jaret, I can't get my test stand running"
Jaret: "I've got so much stuff to do, you'll have to take a number"

by Jaret October 12, 2004