Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.

Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.

by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016

Number Three

A street name for Heroin free-base (often looks like a light-brown powder), the often abused illegal narcotic. It can be smoked.

The number comes from the steps of purification until turning heroin into a salt (Number Four, that is).
Mostly used in Europe.

I mixed my Number Three with citric acid in order to turn it into a water-soluble salt for injecting.

by mudslime May 27, 2017

number two year

Like a number four year, but are years in a 4n+2 pattern. They are known for Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup, and U.S. Midterm elections.

The PyeongChang Winter Olympics and Russia World Cup will make 2018 an amazing number two year!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 10, 2017

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

number √3/2

Going to the toilet and instead of shitting, an apple come out ya butt

Oi m8 I just did a number √3/2

by Ojdidit94 October 19, 2017

number bailing

When someone asks you why you want their phone number and you lie to them.

I almost got my crush's number yesterday but I ended up number bailing.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017