3 definitions by Faecal matters

Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.

“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”

by Faecal matters October 30, 2020

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters October 14, 2015

Dwargy

Term describing group sex between dwarves

Tiny tim and the boys are hosting another Dwargy this weekend, wanna go?

by Faecal matters August 2, 2015