Put the nut in

British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.

When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."

by Nick Cusa June 29, 2011

Cum dumpster slut nugget

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.

I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

ur son a nun

Worse than ur sister a mister and ur granny tranny put together. Any one who says this will gain the power of God and force the other son to praise them.

Dad 1- your mom gay
Dad 2- no u
Dad 1- don't make me use this

Dad 2- you wouldn't dare
Dad 1- ur son a nun
*gains godly light*
Dad 2- *runs for his life*

by Dickbagles_ March 14, 2018

flub the nub

to pull ones cheeks.

That’s some serious stretch! Did you flub the nub?

by bigLuss December 28, 2018

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

aye yo ma lemme get yo number

When u tryin to get dis fine ass girls attention and number

damn, aye yo ma lemme get yo number

by papi09209 June 11, 2017