stalk block

When someone uses high privacy settings on Facebook so that you can't see any of their pictures unless you friend them.

Person 1: "Did you hear John got a new girlfriend?"
Person 2: "No way! I'm going to go stalk her Facebook right now."
Person 1: "You can't see anything; I've already tried."
Person 2: "What a stalk blocker."

by yerika February 24, 2011

Botox blocked

Any one person who has had some kind of facial altering surgery that has limited the movements of the face such as lipo, botox, etc.

She can barely move her mouth to chew
becuase shes botox blocked.

by taylor May 13, 2005

Rock Blocked

When you're really jamming out and someone like your parents or a teacher shuts it off unexpecctedly.

"Dude, my parents totally rock blocked me last night while I was listening to Lynrd Skynrd."

by diceccon August 3, 2009

Bitch Block

To issue a defamatory or an aggressive statement to someone on social media and immediately block them so they can't respond.... cuz you know your shit is weak!

Johnny said he was gonna smash me in the face. I tried to send him my address but he had already Bitch Blocked me.

by ShaqAfrica August 20, 2018

memory block

the feeling of instant memory loss you get when your half-way through a high and you cant remember anything that happened previous to that moment.

mid conversation:

friend: haha yeah that show is pretty funny.
you: yeah lol...........(cough)what have we been doing for the last hour and a half?
friend: i dont know... damn dude that was some hardcore memory block.

by Maximillius Erectus October 4, 2008

dump block

When someone (Clint) goes in the bathroom when someone else has to take a dump(PC).

I have to go to the bathroom but Clint just dump blocked the bathroom.

by LarryF August 25, 2006

Cock block

When someone blocks you from scoring with a chick. Literally blocking your cock from going into her pussy.

I wanted to go on a trip with my friends but i had a girlfriend. It was a trip to Amsterdam and i told my girlfriend nothing was going to happen and I would be faithful. My friend, Alex Barnett, went ahead and told her I wasn't going to be faithful. She went on a break with me. " He cock blocked me"

by cool_G April 30, 2009