Ninja thong

A ninja thong is a thong that you have to pay really close attention to see but it's almost impossible

Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!

by handlesandle December 27, 2014

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

Ninja Barbie

tight pony tailed blond that jumps lanes while driving without a turning signal

Ninja Barbie was caught by the officer weaving through lanes

by iBabyBunny July 18, 2016

Ninja Baby

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.

Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby

by Huckleboy February 11, 2017

ninja tourist

Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.

"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."

"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017