musta

A swedish term that means when you spit in a girls asshole and twist it around and try to lick the brown spit up with your tounge

I tried to musta it tasted so good that shitty taste mmmmmm.

by Mustaren April 22, 2025

Munsta/Samson

A funny way to say you have a big pp to people.

For EX. blud got a munsta/samson him

by Munsta man February 25, 2026

Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you

Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.

by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025

MUSTAAAARD

Something that the king of rap king kenny k dot negga lamar yells and is a staple of meme culture

yo thats dank asf and a 6-7 MUSTAAAARD

by I LOVE MUSTARD 6-7 DIDDY PARTY May 21, 2025

Mudstroke

The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often performed in solitude, on the toilet, and rarely admitted to in public — for good reason.

Bro… I walked in on Kyle mid-Mudstroke. I can’t unsee that.”
“He said it helps him multitask. That’s not productivity, that’s a Mudstroke.”

by Turtle_skittles_18 May 30, 2025

Murstyfurs

sharp set of tweezers. pronounced: Mur-sti-furs

I need to get new murstyfurs from the shop.

by hayley238 June 18, 2025

Mustachular

Possessing or embodying the qualities of a powerful, well-groomed mustache that exudes authority, masculinity, and timeless charisma.
Often used to describe individuals whose facial hair elevates their presence to near-mythical levels, blending elegance, tradition, and raw strength.possessing a strong, proud, testosterone-fueled mustache, typically worn by Jaats, wrestlers, or Indian uncles who bench press authority.

The general entered the room, his mustachular aura commanding silence before he even spoke.

by A. Lineage July 16, 2025