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Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
by Munson G. September 12, 2022
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Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
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midnight nachos

A very special combination of chips and doodoo that Alex and Peyton consume every night in the Teo's upstairs playroom.
"Lord of the Rings is almosy over!... Wanna Start it up from the beginning again?"
"Of course! I'll get the main ingredient for our Midnight Nachos in the bathroom presently"
by Wapiti69 October 5, 2022
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mednant

That girl is a mednant!
by slayedskuttle October 13, 2022
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Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022
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midnight juggler

Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.
by “Downtown” November 13, 2022
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Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.
Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!
by Timfree January 18, 2023
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