junkies in the morning

a group of guys that do an awesome and funny talkshow on the radio.....

i listend to the junkies from 6 - 10 on 99.1 whfs.....

by josh slipsour July 3, 2003

Junkie

A derogatory term for a person who abuses drugs excessively.

Jack is such a junkie, he barely even remembers his own name.

by Assmeister November 29, 2002

junkyard warden

A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.

If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.

After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

jizim junky

An individual that craves semen, or more specifically cocksnott.

That jizim junky is thirsting for my cock snott!

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Muscle Car Junkie

A Ignorant Muscle car enthusiast that thinks only american muscle is the way to go. Some overdue it to the point where its only american v8's are good cars. "Notice how they wont talk about anything else besides the engine." Muscle car Junkies are often found hating on other peoples cars for no aparent reason, and cant tell a difference between a tuner and a ricer. They assume just because they saw a ricer with a Giant wing. Every Japanese car enthusiast is the same. Muscle car Junkies are not to be confused with the average Muscle car enthusiast that respects all other cars Or that just like american cars.A normal muscle car enthusiast that would see a (For example) A modified civic would ask him/her "What do you got under the hood? I like how your car isnt riced it actualy looks great too." While a muscle car junkie would say "RICER STUPID 4 BANGER GET A V8" They may even hate on other muscle cars because they think only THERE car is they best. Muscle car junkies also do not race in any other type of motorsport besides quarter mile drag racing. Some MAY perform in longer drags. Muscle car junkies are a disgrace to the car scene, the muscle car enthusiast, AND America period. If you run into them, Try to ignore them. Then they might have to go pick on some soccer mom driving a minivan to feel good about themselves.

Muscle car enthusiast: Nice civic What are you running under there? How much power?

Tuner car enthusiast: About 350 HP. It isnt bad at all. It handles well too. I have some suspension tuning on it that makes it handle great.

Muscle car enthusiast: It looks good too. No ricy bodykits. Just some nice Aero parts that function and look clean.

Tuner car enthusiast: Thanks I like your stang too. Must be fast.

Muscle car enthusiast: Yeah it is. Im running around the same amount of power as you. I like drag though. You drive anything else? I have Chevelle too.


Tuner car enthusiast: I have a Toyota Supra.

Muscle car Junkie: Well My Cammaro will beat all of you. My supercharged V8. Face me in a drag and see what happens. You ricer boy face me! You too! in the mustang ford sucks. My chevy will eat all of you!

Both the tuner and the muscle car enthusiast smoke the muscle car junkie leaving him at the line with his Burnt clutch from all of his useless burnouts.

by Tuner muscle alliance October 16, 2008

Jiz Junkie

Some one that joneses for male sperm.

Tom is over the edge, he became a jiz junkie over night!

by ABK November 5, 2002

trauma junky

Firefighters, paramedics, and ER staff who enthusiastically love their professions and enjoy the excitement of caring for the injured and saving their lives are known as Trauma Junkies. Virtually everyone in EMS could be considered a trauma junky to a certain extent.

Bob is a trauma junky.

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004