It's boring here and JCPD have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. The Chattahoochee River is the closest thing to "exciting." Also, a lot of spice that fucks kids up because its 'legal' and parents are drug testing them.
Girl: "where are you from?"
Guy: "John's Creek"
Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"
Guy: "no i just have mids"
Girl: "oh"
Guy: "John's Creek"
Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"
Guy: "no i just have mids"
Girl: "oh"
by iamnotapothead420 March 24, 2011
n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.
Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.
by Harry Diction August 30, 2006
John Clarke is a grey-haired boy that is NOT a source to be reckoned with. He is the last air bender; also known as an Avatar. His bedtime is 8:00 P.m. Has a scar in the back of his sexy hair.
by atahl14 February 25, 2019
A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter carpet bombing or whacking the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The Thot Destroyer". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.
Person 1: Oh shit, John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!
by Flarebeboolin May 09, 2019
First guitar player for the band danzig. Fused blues and metal together nicely. Uses pinch harmonics quite a bit. Known for his guitar "the bitch" (bc rich bich).
by Cliff Clifford April 29, 2006
by Everyday I’m Zufflling December 12, 2018