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New Jersey

Best state hands down.
we dont have an accent and it doesnt smell here thanks.
to all you dumb people on here making fun of us jersey girls get over it cause we're hotter than half you new york city ,and philly girls so shove itt.
we own at driving and if you cant handle it, leavee cause we dont want your ass here anyway.
not everyone here is emo so thats dumb . and for all your information , i have been to other places and i still love new jersey so suck ittt. we dont say joisey. we are not trash so you can just get over it . and not everyone here is a guido so :p ! and also we dont all look the same except for the fact that we're all drop dead sexy .
dont mess, camden will kill your ass . yeah im from new jersey , and damn proud of itt.
and to all you californians and new yorkers who think your hot shitt ? you can kiss my part irish-part italian ass and leave!
peacee bitchhhes.
Guy : your from new jersey ?!
Girl : hell yeahh
Guy : Lets do itt !
by megannnnelizabeth October 16, 2008
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New Jersey

a shitty ass state with nothing to do because there's nowhere to go hang out and have fun. you NEED a car to get around new jersey. why live in jersey when there's philly and nyc? none of the cities and i mean NONE have shit in em. go to newark and it has nothing but bums and crackheads. go to trenton, nothing. everything is so spread out YET over here is densely populated.


to make it even worse, prepare to run into shitty people. i'm not saying everybody in new jersey are shitty BUT i'm just saying you'll think it's the majority with the way people act around here. it's filled with a lot of people with egos who think they're better than you and will put you down and they don't even fucking know you. a LOT of haters too. can't forget about the nosy people who cannot mind their motherfucking business. they're busy watching you when they supposed to be watching tv. prepare to have people with nothing better to do with their time but bullshit around or worse. you'll be thinking there's something wrong with them or worst. miserable people, rude people, arrogant people, fucked up people... they're all here. funny how whenever i go to new york, there's somebody willing to engage in a conversation with me and be all friendly BUT whenever i come to jersey, there's people acting up and getting disrespectful as hell when talking to me. fucking sad. be careful, if you go to the urban areas, you'll find a lot of sorry folks who ain't doing shit with themselves looking hopeless as hell, pathetic as shit... folks with dreads and shit, looking the same, some folks on the gang shit repping gangs they know nothing about, and keeping it ignant and ghetto. trust me. you go to the burbs, you'll find people who think they're better than everybody, making assumptions about the world saying seriously ignorant shit, they don't veer outside their suburb either same with the people in the urban areas even though plenty of the folks in urban areas have jobs in burbs and shit unlike people in the burbs which stay there and know people their whole lives so they don't know shit. they live in their little bubble.

this place is racist as a motherfucker too. how can i put it. it's something you'll have to find out yourself. and also dangerous where you have to watch your back because like i said before, you have people with nothing better to do with shitty personalities that will make your life miserable or pick fights with you. pretty fucking wack.

we also have a lot of corruption too. TOO MUCH. too much to explain here.


CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THOSE SHITTY ASS DRIVERS TOO. FUNNY HOW THE WHOLE STATE OF JERSEY HAS SHITTY DRIVERS IN COMPARISON TO NYC WHERE PEOPLE DRIVE SHITTY AS HELL WHEN IT'S A CITY.

i have to disagree wholeheartedly with all the people that said jersey is nice. i know that for a fact because i'm here typing this shit to you from my experience over here. i'm not originally from jersey BUT in comparison to other places. jersey ain't shit. if you gonna move somewhere, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SHITTY ASS JERSEY.

unless you have family over here, wanna be bored out of your mind, and shit, come over here. you will be disappointed or worst. i also gotta say that most of the people that are "proud" to be from jersey are fronting their pride or haven't been elsewhere outside jersey.
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The College of New Jersey

Ugly people. Boring town. A mix of huge losers and a handful of "cool" people who think they're better than everyone else because they're not one of the huge losers. Beautiful drawings of random things can be found around campus by a girl named Grace. Everyone knows she doesn't actually draw the pictures, but it's still funny. The school consists of the following people:
1. Science nerds who study a lot
2. Engineering Majors who think they have the weight of the world on their shoulders because "I'm taking 18 credits a semester!" ..when really their labs count for 2 credits, whereas science labs count for 0 credits.
3. Sorority girls who pretend they're best friends with each other when they met two days ago.
4. Frat guys who think they're better than everyone else.
5. Athletes-HES majors
There are two on-campus ghosts.
I was walking around the BEAUTIFUL The College of New Jersey campus and heard that annoying ghost playing piano, then I ran into a overwhelmed engineering major who was freaking out for no reason.
by Lena J June 2, 2007
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jerkski

someone who is a inconsiderate or mean to others.
"Steph laughed at Anton when he tripped which made her look like a big jerkski"
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New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.
He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.
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The College of New Jersey

A college filled with people who think they attend an elite school. They ripped off Princeton's name and many currently think they are better than Rutgers and even (gasp) Princeton. This is laughable. Although TCNJ is not a bad school, the student makeup, who feel as though they are attending one of the country's most elite Universities, significantly lower the school's credibility.
The morons in the facebook group of The College of New Jersey actually think TCNJ is a better college than Princeton.

At The College of New Jersey, no one laughed when it was announced that they were all attending an elite University
by Ricky44444 July 9, 2007
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new jersey

the armpit of the united states. devils suck, the metolands suck, the giants suck (i know they're the NEW YORK giants, but they play in jersey), and whitney houston sucks.........bon jovi, ur still the shit.
new jersey girls aren't trash, trash gets picked up.
by fope-a-lope April 23, 2006
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