jew for jesus

A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.

Jesus himself was, in fact, a Jew for Jesus.

by Alahna May 28, 2006

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

by Tom Ali August 21, 2006

Jesus wheels

Your legs, the simplest mode of transport. Often said in jest or sardonically

Max: How did you get here?
Min: Oh,on jesus wheels...

by Thought101 February 17, 2008

jesus is my nigga

What a white Christian man says when he is trying to get black people to join his religion. He usually ends up being beaten up.

"Remember, Jesus is my nigga and Jesus is your nigga!"

by RaskBunzzz June 28, 2019

club jesus

(Noun). Christian church.

"what R U doing this sunday?" Oh, I'm going to the club. "What club?" Club Jesus!!!

by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007

facebook jesus

when miracles happen via facebook you thank your online savior.

I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.

by matt5000 June 28, 2010

Jesus

A short, fat mexican kid who can usually get you drugs.

Guy: "Yo Jesus! You got any weed for me bitch?"

Jesus: *in mexican accent* "yea man, Uncle Tony hooked me up again bro"

by call_me_dylan April 3, 2019