could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Jenzie

IT IS A SHIP NAME BETWEEN MACKENZIE ZIEGLER AND JOHNNY ORLANDO...THEY ARE EXTREMELY CUTE TOGETHER... JENZIE IS REAL...

Person 1: Jadia, Kayden or Jenzie
Person 2: JENZIE

by J_E_N_Z_I_E October 13, 2017

Jenesis

Jenesis is a very bubbly shy ongoing girl. She has guys who likes her but she doesn't know it. Do not test Jenesis nerves, just because she's shy doesn't mean she won't beat your ASS. Jenesis can sometimes through tough things but her family is always their. Whoever Jenesis talks to will become her friends. Jenesis loves ylher dad to DEATH. Their Inseparable. Jenesis had plenty of friends, they love her like siblings, But once again...DON'T TRY HER FUCKING PATIENCE.

Jenesis

by Jen-ə-sis March 4, 2018

Jean Claudio

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!

Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!

by Sixkiller February 10, 2010

Jenna Jameson

Walking Sperm Bank.

'Nuff Said.

Hi! I'm Jenna Jameson, give me ten dollars and I'll swallow your babies !:D

by Nice to Know Ya. July 22, 2009

Ayushi jee

Ayushi, one of the biggest celeb on tooter. She is soo humble, sweet, friendly , beautiful and with thousand of gud qualities..... Inta jadda hai ek kitab likha jaa skta hai unpe.
She is very gud in nature and little bit emotional nd overthink unnecessary.

Ayushi jee, tum husan parri tum janne jahan tum sabse haseen tum sabse jawan🤩🤩🤭🤭........
Sondarya sabun nirma !!!!!

by Hayye rabba May 26, 2021

Jeansonne

A cajun-french last name, manily found in Louisiana. No one can say it correctly, and for some reason they think its "johnson" but its not!

My friends last name is Jeansonne.

by cajun4life February 4, 2009