the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

Italian

Fat ugly cunts who have hot mums. Their dads are also piss-weak faggots who are known to get absolutely tuned up by aboriginals dads.

Adam's an Italian cocksmoker

by pussyfartwhistle September 6, 2017

The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013

italians

italians- a bunch of people who cheat at football/soccer 😩

“mate who cheated in the euros”
“man it was the italians who else would it be”

by hahalmaolmao July 16, 2021

Italian Pitstop

In a group activity, where the fastest person takes a break to recover, until the slowest person arrives; then they immediately leave.

"Bro, don't do an italian pitstop on me - I'm out of breath".

by Kuncho December 13, 2022

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023