Definitions by Kuncho

Hegseth

To accidentally include someone who is not meant to be included

Dude, I accidentally hegsethed in guy to our group chat.... I've started a new "smaller group" one, here's the link.

Hegseth by Kuncho May 7, 2025

Astroturd

A person who is the face of fake grass roots support, and fertises the Astrotrufing campaign

That Astroturd is campaigning hard for his politician. He is littlerally the face of that campaign.

Astroturd by Kuncho February 14, 2025

Despreadshitification 

Where someone has a super complex spreadsheet that no one can understand and it is fixed by creating a equally hard to use custom built application.

We dropped 1.6mill on a despreadshitification project to turn the finance team's monster spreadsheet into a phone app.

Despreadshitification by Kuncho November 27, 2024

hoodist 

A person from the neighbourhood, who thinks they are all like "zen and shit", and go around stacking rocks and putting up prayer flags.

Ever since Andy has come back from his trek to Nepal, he's become such a hoodist.

hoodist by Kuncho May 2, 2023

Italian Pitstop 

In a group activity, where the fastest person takes a break to recover, until the slowest person arrives; then they immediately leave.

"Bro, don't do an italian pitstop on me - I'm out of breath".

Italian Pitstop by Kuncho December 13, 2022

FWFW 

Flag Waving FuckWit.

A person conveys idiotic ideas and then tries to "drive it home" by showing how patriotic they are.

Look at that nonsensical twitter rant from that FWFW. I reckon he's got 20 flags and 4 ok signs behind that pile of nonsensical malarkey!

FWFW by Kuncho August 3, 2021

Panny 

Shortened Australian for "Pandemic". Fundamentally most Aussies are too lazy to say anything that has more than two syllables.

During the panny, we were in iso for so long it was mad bro!

Panny by Kuncho July 20, 2020