Dirty Pirate Hooker

A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.

Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.

Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...

Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...

by Scrotch December 4, 2007

Hooterphobic

Having more religion than any one else on the face of the Earth.

She can f*$k her boyfriend...Lie to her parents...But her Hooterphobic ass can't eat chicken wings.

by desperatedamsel April 20, 2005

Hoover

Nick name given to one who snorts a line of cocaine with amazing quickness and grace

To snort massive ammounts of coke without showing signs of bodily resistance.

Even though it was his first time, he Hoovered that rail like it was powdered sugar.

by Vega6794 January 30, 2003

hooker heels

another name for a person that does not get any action during sex. they are thrown to the side once the action starts, much like hooker heels.

gavin, you were such a pair of hooker heels last night, you didn't even get a turn.

by gavin riley April 5, 2008

pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006

hooker boping

when you put a sock-um-bper on the end of a stick and poke hookers with it

my friends play hooker boping in sac

by Jessica Souza November 10, 2006

Hoover Remover Maneuver

When you slap a chick off your dick to get her to stop suckin it

Example: get off bitch! or I'll use the hoover remover maneuver. Keeps the pimp hand strong!

by pbagz September 25, 2009