Lay Down the Hammer

To hit something in life hard. To make it happen and own it. To give something the beat down.

'I was bangin this chick last night and rocked her world! I layed down the hammer on her!'

'I can't believe she talked to you like that bro. You need to lay down the hammer.'

by Blagize August 16, 2011

Hammered Dog Shit

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.

Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.

by tbone87 April 28, 2008

Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

tiberious meat hammer

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

by rich horak December 12, 2006

Hammer Thumb

A short stumpy manwoman that loves to profess his/her superior intellect and liberal bias, all while showing off her extraordinary belly fur.

Man, DT is such a Hammer Thumb!

by SUPMA November 23, 2008

Russian Jack Hammer

A crazy drinking ritual.

1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'

by steve jacobs2 July 28, 2011

hammered dog shit

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable

Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

by MANNAMEDJACK March 05, 2009