3 guys 1 hammer

An infamous gore video that was recorded by The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, showing them brutally murdering someone.
The video starts off with a man on the floor in a forest, after a few seconds, one of the guys comes in, and hits the victim with a hammer (which is inside of a yellow plastic bag), 7 times, the camera man then closes up the the victims face, which is covered in blood, there is also blood coming out of his nose, they then bring in a screw driver to stab the victims stomach, face, and eyes, then they run back to a car, clean the hammer, wash there hands, then the video ends.

Person 1: I just watched 3 guys 1 hammer, it was horrible

Person 2: Seriously? The video is so low quality, how could you be scared of that?

Person 1: You're insane

by Zombboy July 26, 2022

douche hammer

A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.

Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-

by K-Roc-Z October 26, 2007

genocidal_hammer

Noun; Common slang termanology for bisexual

(See also: Bi)

Tina: I'm gothic and bisexual.
Tim: You're a total Genocidal_Hammer.

by EtherealAmaranth January 9, 2005

fat hammer

Erroneous translation from English to Spanish of "cock".

"Why does IBM suck a fat cock?" erroneously translates to "why does IBM inhale a fat hammer?"

by cocksackie July 29, 2005

wet hammer

after having sex and man pulls out his dick and slaps the girl on top of the head with his penis

man;would you like a wet hammer??
girl;absolutely!

by aud_stu March 8, 2009

MC Hammer

One hit wonder who was responsible for hammertime and is now broke (serves him right).

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Thor's Hammer

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.

Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.

by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005