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A weird looking creature, pretending to be a female human. Generally from areas with low education (such as Scotland). Answers by the name of Laura, generally love cats and sucking penis.
Oh no, I saw that groomefish again today, sucking off a turtle.
by Unyanz January 30, 2025
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Grooner

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An old guy that loves to goon and dress like a crooner. Typically found on social media commenting on everything a girl in her 20s posts. Often obsessed with trans girls in particular. Falls in love with bots and OF accounts
My dad's been a huge grooner since the divorce..

That old grooner won't leave me alone
by Megaplanet April 27, 2025
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grooted

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So high that subjective experience is perceived from the perspective of a conscious tree.
Man, I got so grooted last night I could feel my chloroplasts.
by grooted_flis May 9, 2025
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A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend
“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”
by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025
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A made up word meaning the word "grooming" but constant practice of it or making it a service around others
"The manipulation and pedophilia are all part of his groomership ideals."

"They're spreading this sort of groomership like if it was a sport."
by OchiSlug September 2, 2025
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A series of interactions with AI, specifically Grok.
While my grokversation indicates we’re within the law, I’d like confirmation from actual intelligence.
by KGdG February 1, 2026
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Grovey is known to be represent blue and the crip colours walks like a leader and everyone follows a respected man who back up his people and is sometimes ego gets to him but don’t matter a real blue member and stands for his people always. He knows how to read people very well through little information and keeps his card close to his chest but he don’t trust anyone because he been through a lot in life.
Grovey is goat
by Random367272 October 20, 2025
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