GILF

GILF is an abbreviation for "Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck." It can be used to define old celebrities that are still smexy, such as George Clooney and Marilyn Monroe.

"Dude, look at that lady over there, she's so hot."
"Yeah, that's totally a GILF!"

"That chicks a total knockout."

"Man, that's my grandma."
"Whoa, GILF moment."

"Wow, Brad Pitt is a GILF."

by catbasketcase August 22, 2011

grief bandwagon

When people come out of the woodwork claiming to be closely acquainted with a recently deceased celebrity, or their family, in a pretentious attempt to lead others to believe they are part of that celebrities inner circle.

I can't believe how many Facebook posts there are with all these people jumping on the grief bandwagon, claiming to know <celebrity x>.

by ocmatt December 1, 2013

girlfriend card

A say a girlfriend can use to get something from her boyfriend or a boyfriend can use to get something out of his girlfriend.

Girlfriend: I'm your girlfriend so I have to take priority.

Boyfriend: Don't use the girlfriend card on me.

by societyhaskilledusall June 17, 2015

grief sex

The act of having intercourse to quell the extreme feelings (or lack of feelings) left by a painful or traumatic experience.

I may be despicable, but the grief sex I had with Shannon after my uncles wake was the first time I felt something.

by Bonersaurus-Rex March 3, 2016

GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.

"I'm a Gilf," said Queen Elizabeth.

by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

girlfriend

Someone who doesn't let you like a picture of another hot girl on Instagram.

Guy: Ooh that girl deserves a double tap!
Girlfriend: WHAT THE HELL!!! WE NEED TO BREAK UP!!!

by TheSlappingZebra April 2, 2017

Gilfriend

A Grandmother you'd like to have sex with that is also your girlfriend. Derived from gilf derived from milf.

Dude your gilfriend is so hot it looks like she melted!

by Goose&Reacher June 28, 2018