Glasscow Kiss

1. Kissed performed unto one through the use of a cow made from glass or glass-like material.

2. The improper spelling of "Glasgow Kiss" generally perpetuated by individuals of the female species"

(To anyone that has recently become an enemy to said female)

"Your gunna get glasscow kisssed."

(Note the ignorance used when attempting to spell this otherwise formidable action.)

by S3C7R4 January 5, 2009

martini glass shape

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007

glass blumpkin boat

Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).

"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."

by CairoXP July 3, 2007

where are my glasses?

Famous words of a certain professor, glasses are usually in shirt pocket.

Where are my glasses? Ahh damn they are in me shirt pocket

by wherearemyglasses December 6, 2010

Glass Menagerie

A glass trinket; Also the act of going into a hospital, putting The Nutcracker on over the loudspeaker, finding a woman in a coma, and fucking her.

No possible examples of this: Glass Menagerie

by YJ007 December 10, 2010

Glessy

Hands down, your most caring friend. Feels like the mom of the group, but deep inside has daddy issues. Always smells good, and really good at conversations. Likes to be independent and really cherishes her friendships. Good wifey material, good curves and all round caring personality by carrying a supportive and calming aura around her. Rly likes sweets.

In tagalog Glessy is pronounced “Gleh-see”
Otherwise it’s pronounced “Glee-si”

by watusei November 24, 2021

Glass Sharts

Whats in your crap when you take a painful shit.

'Are there glass sharts in my anus'- Dane Cook

by (:Desty July 11, 2007