angry fruit salad 

An interface or layout that has too many bright colors, often hideously contrasting for maximum eyestrain. Prevalent in MacOS and recently Windows XP that have extremely colorful menus and buttons. The term "angry fruit salad" refers to the fact that canned fruit salad often looked unnaturally colorful, almost neonlike. The sight of such a color jumble was then referred to as an angry fruit salad.

I don't like the iMac's OS...too much angry fruit salad.

angry fruit salad by Fluid May 28, 2004

bruised fruit  

An experience that allows one to overcome adversity and uses the adversity to grow emotionally and spiritually. Making the adversity become a blessing.

Although the accident damaged John's leg it was bruised fruit when he became an olympic runner.

bruised fruit by Gayle Hedrington February 19, 2008

Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.

I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.

Steaming fruit basket by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009

hash fruit 

crazy frozen europes best 4-field berry mix grade A eaten while crazily being crazy on the webcam. cool way to say frozen fruit

-hey! look! its ur face on webcam! waitaminute, what r u eating?
-its hash fruit baby!!! yeah!
-gimme soma dat fruit

hash fruit by nihiice! November 19, 2004

Anal Fruit Salad 

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

Anal Fruit Salad by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

denim fruit

slang term for genitals, male or female.

"Wanna snack on my denim fruit?"

denim fruit by El Chucho May 27, 2006

Crotch Fruit 

A pregnant woman's baby.

Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.

Crotch Fruit by Divadi January 13, 2006