friendcestuous 

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.

Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.

friendcestuous by therainsmelody May 9, 2010

friend fat 

An excess of friends on social networks like facebook. Usually made up of people you never met or never will.

I'm shedding some friend fat today...

New years resolution: Less fat friends and less friend fat - Hayyyy

friend fat by dalethefarmer December 20, 2010

Friender's Remorse 

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.

I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.

Friender's Remorse by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011

friend jacking 

Friend Jacking: verb. when a person jacks a friends friend on a social networking site who they do not personally know .; adding a friends friend because of the kick a** comments on FB or if the said friends friend is hot.

Friend: WTF? I was just a victim of friend jacking. How the hell do you know my cousin in Jamaica..and your a** has never left the State of Florida?

Friend Jacker: Because they are pretty funny on FB. Much funnier than you. Hold up your hands SON! Cause you just got Jacked!

*although friend jacking is a non-violent crime, it still occurs all the time. 1 out 4 people have been a victim of or have friend jacked someone before.

friend jacking by snipergirl863 April 19, 2011

Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.

Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.

Friend Spooning by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011

Friendharvester 

An individual who goes on your personal social networking site, and sends friend requests to all the people on your friends list, sometimes claiming they know you when they don't...for the sole purpose of upping their friend count to make themselves appear more well 'liked' than they actually are. They also do this to target your friends as potential 'dating material' because they're too damn cheap to pay for eHarmony.

Mel: Hey Peggy, who is that freak Jim guy that sent me an add request saying that he knew you? He keeps saying gross things to me on my wall!

Peggy: Uh, I don't know that dude...I thought YOU did, that's the only reason I accepted him! Ewwe, he's a dirty friendharvester! Delete, delete, delete!!

Friendharvester by Melfine August 20, 2011

friend shui 

The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.

"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."

"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."

"yeah."

friend shui by merrifengshui August 30, 2012