fred garvin

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.

I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.

by volume4 July 28, 2005

Freshman

Freshman Type 1: Cocky, stupid, and immature. Probably think that they're still big, even though they're lurking in the shadows of second-year seniors who want to kick their asses.

Freshman Type 2: Quiet and respectful people who despise their counterparts. Make a decent attempt to fit in with the mature people on campus. Often keep their mouths closed until sophmore year.

Type 1: (Making loud siren noises at the lunch table)

Type 2: Dude, can you shut up? you're the reason why people hate freshman.

Type 1: Heeeellll naw. You wanna go?

(Upperclassmen steps in and proceeds to beat the shit out of freshman 1)

by Freshman#2 February 25, 2009

Glamrock Freddy

The hot bear dilf in security breach

Did you see glamrock Freddy out there? Yeah he's such a dilf

by Bontraptbunny December 1, 2021

health freak

Someone who is so into their health and what they eat that they are phsyco about it.

My mother is a health freak.

by meg April 17, 2005

freewayblogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The freewayblogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by ScarlettPussy12 March 21, 2008

fresh princed

Being mislead by someone into reading something that is only a leadin to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song as a practical joke.

*story*

I walked over to him as he was just turning around to leave and I slapped him in the face. This guy turned his attention back to me, it was just me and him. He glared at me with his deep mexican eyes and then, wap! he slapped me across the face so hard I fell over. He looks at me as I'm trying to get back up and he says to me "that reminded me of the first time I ever got into a fight and I liked to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

*rest of song*

and thus you're fresh princed

by Francis666944 May 2, 2007

Freya

If your name is Freya you are the light in the Moon. The heat of the sun. The colors of the fall and the soothing sound of the ocean. You are beautiful thru and thru. And named after centuries old witch that has a heart of pure gold.

Freya and Bobby went to the store

by Zebralove October 5, 2016