Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.

Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"

by ΔS April 29, 2021

fire hazard

Someone who, intentionally or unintentionally, has a tendency to block exits and/or pathways.

Sam is such a fire hazard.

by yourcomradesnow May 17, 2021

Grindr Fire

When you catch a STD from your Grindr date.

Damn Dog, he called in sick again, says it hurts to swallow.

I bet he got that Grindr Fire.

by Scrotechoke May 25, 2021

Fire Laundry

When you're walking down the street and smell the scent of laundry being done. If it smells so good that you actually stop to take in the scent, that's what you call that Fire Laundry. It smells so good, it's that Fire!!!!!!

I was walking my dog Sir-Farts-Alot and I got a scent of someone doing that Fire Laundry. It smelt so Great!!!!!

by Bags84550 August 20, 2021

fire_frogo

Swag

Fire_frogo=😩

by ….urmom August 24, 2021

Fire stomps

When your socks catch on fire and you stomp your feet to extinguish the fire.

Person 1: dude your feet are on fire!

Person 2: Aw shit man I got the fire stomps!
Person 3: I'm entertained!
Person 4: Based

by BasedBrochacho September 5, 2021

Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.

Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.

by Buggnuts January 25, 2022