Baby fever

What ghetto high school thots use as an excuse when they announce they're pregnant because they fuck like jackrabbits without using protection

"OMG I had baby fever and I'm pregnant! Can't wait to be ah mommy!"

by crazycalwil June 14, 2019

fever

five dollars for dope

hey i got a fever man you right? - crackhead
yeah get in the car bitch!- weirdo dealer guy

by crackpoodle June 23, 2008

desert fever

After you had a big night out and no sleep and hungover as hell, you may get desert fever. Symptoms include: complete lack of motivation; laughing for long periods at small things; swearing; trouble controlling the volume of your voice; tremmors; incoherent sentences; not finishing sentences; may have bruises and/or cuts. Best experienced with fellow sufferers.

fuck im fucken fucked, i need to go to the thing to get the shit cos its all over the carpet. yeah the stuff u know..... desert fever...what a cunt

by buggleberry March 28, 2008

flaver

Some word that a bunch of faggots "made" because they don't knot how to spell flavor correctly.

Dude, you got so much flaver with that dick in your ass

by led_Zeppelin97 June 18, 2014

G fever

refers to an obsession over someone your not dating with G in there first name. ex. Grace, Gregg, George, etc. Symptoms include: Obssesion, Various pictures of person, Previous symptom and the inclusion of hearts when the picture is labeled, talking about them to there friends all the time , wearing clothing with there name on it(sports jackets and such), and suddenly hanging out with G person's friends.

"why is Sarah hanging around with Gregg's friend's so much"
"Ain't it obvious? She's got G fever"

by ZTO June 9, 2007

Jungle Fever

The epidemic I caught this year after being blessed by black guys

You: I think you caught jungle fever

by TheEmployee January 29, 2020

Bieber Fever

A disease that results from being sick and tired of hearing about Justin Bieber all the time. This disease is a highly dangerous disease which can cause death, however, patients of Bieber Fever have sometimes resorted to suicide.

Teacher: "Where's Georgia?"
Student: "Um, she died last night."
Teacher: "How?"
Student: "Bieber Fever."
Teacher: "Oh no, I have Bieber Fever too. I'm just so tired of hearing about him, it's so irritating."
Student: "Careful, it's potentially fatal."

by lolfest69 April 16, 2011