crazycalwil's definitions

Chapter

How basic bitches state their age in their Instagram bios, and they think they're unique for doing so.

"Chapter 17 / single / hmu"

by crazycalwil May 30, 2019

Baby fever

What ghetto high school thots use as an excuse when they announce they're pregnant because they fuck like jackrabbits without using protection

"OMG I had baby fever and I'm pregnant! Can't wait to be ah mommy!"

by crazycalwil June 14, 2019

mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

by crazycalwil September 14, 2019