Definitions by crazycalwil

mud cricket 

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

mud cricket by crazycalwil September 14, 2019

Baby fever 

What ghetto high school thots use as an excuse when they announce they're pregnant because they fuck like jackrabbits without using protection

"OMG I had baby fever and I'm pregnant! Can't wait to be ah mommy!"

Baby fever by crazycalwil June 14, 2019

Chapter 

How basic bitches state their age in their Instagram bios, and they think they're unique for doing so.

"Chapter 17 / single / hmu"

Chapter by crazycalwil May 30, 2019