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doing dishes

a sexual act of shoving dining utensils up another person’s rectum.
“doing dishes one sec
by biscuit cunt May 10, 2018
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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.
You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.
by ElixirG November 9, 2021
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hoinga doinga

Shannon: Wow that guy is so ugly!
Allie: HOINGA DOINGA YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
by michaelb0hn July 8, 2012
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what are u doing step bro

what are u doing step bro is something that a step sister says when she gets stuck in a provocative position and her STEP-BRO walks in with his big Ding Dong Shling Shlong and sticks it in his step sister and the iconic line is said WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO
Stepsis: oh no im stuck in the washing machine
Stepbro: Walks in with dick out and sticks it in his step sister
Stepsis: what are u doing step bro, did u at least use a condom?
Stepbro: Its fine were not related by blood so there's no chance of deformity
by Big ol Horse Ding Dong February 21, 2022
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Doing A Sunderland

From Sunderland AFC's record of the fewest Wins in one season, where they managed only 4 wins during the 38 game 2002-2003 FA Premier League Season.

In this Season they also achieved the record for least goals in a season, managing only 21 and a record low points total of 19.

"Doing A Sunderland" is used to describe someones failure. A total Looser
"He just never gets lucky, he's just doing a Sunderland"
by RocketDan September 8, 2005
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Doing the Bacon

When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...
Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?

She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon
by dragonstar87 June 9, 2010
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You’re doin’ it wrong

Four simple words, similar in usage to the phrase, “That’s what she said,” but with an opposite meaning. It is used to point out the unrealised sexual innuendo in a previously innocent statement.

The term was derived from pointing out the sexual abnormalities of a friend’s sex life. When the person shared information the repeated advice was, “You’re doin’ it wrong.”
When a man is eating a banana, he should never look another man in the eye or comment on the size or quality of the banana.

What if you’ve snapped the banana in half?

Fuck dude, you’re doin’ it WRONG!
by Miss Tessmacher November 30, 2010
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