whale dick

a beefy penis

amanda, your being a whale dick right now.

by Amanda116 February 15, 2009

Big Dick Bandit

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.

Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.

by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

Shitting on my dick

Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.

Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."

Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."

by Yoman1289 May 14, 2011

You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

Glock with a dick

A Glock with a dick is a Glock (handgun) with an extended clip

Did you see jhonathans Glock with a dick

by Poopslosher April 25, 2022

dick gnats

Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.

You reckon the reason dogs lick their dicks is to get the dick gnats off their peter??

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

dick eating

when somebody is extra hype about with you're doing, someone is copying off of you

"Keisha went and got those sneakers I got yesterday...She dick eating."

also see: dick eater

by Isatta July 23, 2004