Chuck Noriss is the ultimate man, he has rugged good looks, awesome fighting style and can kill anyone with a simple roundhouse kick, he is also a filmstar and no one will work with him for fear of getting a round house to the face, if he decided to take over the world, no one will be able to stop him
It has once been said Chuck Noriss doesn't sleep...he waits
Chuck Noriss doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Noriss doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
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He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.
He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.
He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
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