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Chuck Norris

The only man in the world who can throw a baby at Mach 12.

He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.

He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
by Tink_the_Almighty August 15, 2009
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