Definitions by Tink_the_Almighty
Chuck Norris
The only man in the world who can throw a baby at Mach 12.
He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.
He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.
He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
Chuck Norris by Tink_the_Almighty August 15, 2009