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chest toys

Breasts. So called because a woman's partner can play with them during sex.
Get that bra off, Zara, I want to play with your chest toys
by luvly.nikki August 23, 2010
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chest-pies

dude, you need to get some sun on those fluffy chest-pies of yours.
by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010
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chest dick

the imaginary and invisible dick that is stroked through the act of tugging on a fellow bros t shirt as a result of a shit-ton of alcohol consumption.
sorry bro i was getting so amped i started stroking the chest dick.
by Danultron November 10, 2010
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Chestache

(A derivative of the word "mustache.") To have an inordinate amount of chest hair that only grows on the pectorals leaving the stomach area bare.
1. Bill took off his shirt off at the pool, only to reveal he had a chestache!

2. I had to get waxed because of my chestache.
by solman November 20, 2010
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Chest Wombats

Noun to describe a pair of rather large womans breasts.
Danielle had an amazing pair of furry chest wombats
by thom.ed March 6, 2011
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Chesticles

1. The things hanging off of your mom's chest
2. The things hanging off of your sister's chest.
3. the things hanging off a fat guys chest.
guy 1. Hey Check out the chesticles on that chick
guy 2. is that your sister?
guy 3. no its a fat guy!
by ┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐ March 16, 2011
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Chesticles

When a woman has such small breasts that they are comparable to the size of testicles. Ergo, a woman with chest testicles has chesticles.
Ryan- Yo Paul, you see that girl over there?
Paul- Yeah bro, what about her?
Ryan- She has some chesticles dude! She probably still buys bra's from the kid's section!
by Deyon Mortin September 8, 2011
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