Carson Cassidy 

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.

carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you

Carson Cassidy by biden joe December 29, 2022

Carpenpus 

This means when you miss a certain person that had a special place in your heart

I carpenpus my mother

Carpenpus by anonymous January 12, 2023

carsexuel

I was straight until i saw cars

define carsexuel,
When you understand and relate to “I’m straight I like penis but cars could get it”

carsexuel by Carsexuel January 13, 2023

Carson Bleeks 

If your name is carson bleeks you have a hot sister named Maya Bleeks

Your name is carson bleeks, Do you have a hot sister?

Carson Bleeks by Carson Bleeks January 20, 2023

Carson 

He has a fat cock and is in love with all the big booty black hoes frfr

Dat nigga carson love his black hoes

Carson by Jamar33 January 22, 2023

carsonified 

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

carsonified by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

carson 

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.

“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler

carson by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023