Get a boyfriend bag.

A gift usually given around Christmas or birthdays, to a single friend. Consists of lacy panties, matching bra, and flirty thigh high socks (optional) all bundled inside a wine bag in hopes of helping her luck in getting a boyfriend.

Girl 1: My best friend has really been bummed since her boyfriend dumped her.

Girl 2: Maybe you should make her a Get a boyfriend bag.

by Kayaluki!!! December 13, 2009

dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

boythong

A combo between a thong and boyshorts

I like thongs and boyshorts, so I'll wear a boythong

by semajj May 15, 2009

Boyfriend Dick

The type of dick that can start out as a sneaky link but obviously ends up more. The woman just can get enough.

If you plan on being single, stay away from men with Boyfriend Dick!

by Reid9893 September 1, 2021

boyfriend

U can use "this" insted of walking with dog

woman: c'mon boy! let's go !!
boyfriend: hou hou

by LoThLoRiEn February 2, 2004

boyfailing

Trying to boymode, but failing due to acting like a girl unintentionally as well as physical changes caused by HRT.

I was boyfailing so hard when I met my dad yesterday. He definitely knows...

by protessional October 9, 2022

boyfriend bitcher

The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"

(significant other approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"

(Kathy approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.

by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010