blumpkin

the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crap

goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!

by blither blither blither June 29, 2008

Blumpkin spice latte

When a guy gives a girl a blumpkin ( oral sex while pooping)

OMG! Todd gave me the best blumpkin spice latte last night!

by Boney Montana January 25, 2021

Lucky Blumpkin

A lucky blumpkin is when a guy is receiving a blow job while taking a shit and eating lucky charms.

"Hey bro, I got a lucky blumpkin for breakfast this morning."

by BiZZNaSti February 4, 2010

butt blumpkin

the act of doin' some chic in the ass while on the john

You haven't experienced life until you've received a butt blumpkin.

by Woodrow Bacon September 19, 2012

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

by Kltom71 September 6, 2013

vagina blumpkin

This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .

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by el borracho October 30, 2013

hillbilly blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while chewing tobacco and deficating simultainiusly

Dude he got a hillbilly blumpkin in fourth period.

by Bigtimmy6789754 November 19, 2015