Bear Forced

Being man-raped by a group of four gay New Zealanders.

I should probably walk you home. This is the exact kind of neighborhood in which you could get bear forced.

by Dan Ross January 15, 2008

bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

by joshua.wolk June 15, 2010

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.

Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!

by fuggs May 29, 2009

Polar Bear Club

Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub

When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.

Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen

Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?

by v-master1988 June 13, 2010

Ring Bear

An actual bear or person dressed as a bear designated to present rings at a wedding.

My favorite part of the wedding was when the ring bear mauled the Maid of Honor.

by MPHII November 1, 2011

beardie

A picture taken of your beard that you planning to upload to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or any other sort of social networking website.

You can rarely see much of the person who is holding the camera aside from their glorious beard. A selfie is usually accompanied by a overwhelming feeling of pride by having a beard worth sharing with the world.

First coined by TeamRock on 1st May 2014 by drivetime radio presenter Dewsbury.

Yeah... me and my beard were out last night taking loads of sick beardies.

by caido_souls May 1, 2014