blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.

Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!

by gtg01 March 25, 2012

Blacketball

Similar to basketball, yet without whities

Jim, let's go down to the Y and shoot some hoops.

Ted, we'll just be sitting on the sidelines as the brothers be playing blacketball

by Babygotfront August 9, 2012

Black Kevin

A very white person who skin is black and is also very good looking

That person is such a Black Kevin, he never does what black people do but he sure is cute.

by Jasper wilgo November 16, 2013

blamatitus

Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.

God Tony has blamatitus

by mrsupernova December 13, 2014

Blatas

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.

While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.

by Blatas May 20, 2015

blanket buddies

Someone who you want to cuddle in a blanket with.

Bob: Hey girl, do you want to be blanket buddies?
Stacy: Hell nah bitch, I don't wanna cuddle with yo ugly ass.

by shexibeast420blaze$ December 8, 2016

Black Chocolate

A street/club drug popular in Cali and the bay.

Black Chocolate, man. I'm high as shit.

by lathegoat May 20, 2017