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(V.) The act of using a bottle of beer to Raise in approval, to cheer , to Toast an event. This beer is not to be used to drink, Just to be shown.
#1. "Grab a show beer so we look like we party".

#2. "This ain't even my beer, But holding this show beer these bitches will think I'm down to drink".

#3.We outta beer. We can raise this piss warm Show beer that was left from last night.
by 454power June 28, 2014
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Ted Baker

A term for an individual who has greasy hair, wears glasses, and looks like a rat.
"That nasty kid over there looks like Ted Baker"
by GiveMeYourMilk54 March 11, 2015
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shawn baker

One who takes donations from the meat/dairy/egg industry to cause misconception of a proper diet while making fun of people and proving zero scientific claims to backup his or her argument.
Dude, this so called doctor told me I should go on an all meat diet

Wow, what a Shawn Baker...
by VeganScienceGuy May 28, 2018
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Lawn Mower Beer

Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.
Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!
by Allisaur January 3, 2008
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Beer Gorilla

The Beer Gorilla is, despite its size and strength, a remarkably stealthy creature. Beer Gorillas only come out very late at night or in the early hours of the morning. They stalk their prey - invariably, intoxicaed males - with great cunning, folloing them to their place of dwelling.

The Beer Gorilla then waits patiently until all the occupants of the preisesare asleep and/or uncosncious before commencing its rampage. Sometimes the Gorilla will have sneaked in to the house after the drunken humans, and concelaed itself; on other occasions, it will employ its remarkable cimbing skills to enter via an upstairs window, or in extreme cases, a chimney - like a sort of Sith Santa Claus.

Once inside the premises, the Gorilla proceeds to trash te place. Typical activities incude:

- Eating every item of food in the premises and leaving the open containers scattered around (sometimes the Gorillla will order in a takeaway if insufficent cmestibles re to hand.

- Leaving a kettle, or a suacepan containing eggs, on the stove to boil dry

- Vomiting in a wide range of locations

- Mis-connecting hi-fi equipment in an attempt to access encrypted satellite channels without the proper equipment

- leavng refirdgerator and freezer doorsope just enough to ensure the contents spoil

- Depositing turds of gargantuan proportions in lavatoies, then failing to flush. Often, muc work with a spade, chisel and bilhook is needed the following day to disrupt the structure of thse megaturds to the point where they will pass the U-bend, st hey have a tendency to set like cement.

- urinating in beverage containers

- Using an electric razor on domestic pets in a way that amuses intoxicated h8umns, but not the pets involved.

- Arranging items of street furniture (moveable or fixed) in various artistic patterns trougout the property

- Placing a complete stranger, in an unconscious and partially or completely unclothed state, on a couch, floor or sofa. Often the Gorilla will swap such individuals from other locations

they visit, ensuring that when they awake, niether they nor the normal occupants have any idea of how they came to b there, or where their clothing and posessions are.

The Gorilla will also damge houehold fiztures andfittings in peculiar and inexplicable ways, and introduce substances such as floor polish, multisurface cleaner, and talcum powder into the mouths of sleeping residents, then disposing of any fruit juice or other beverages which might be used to disperse the resultant dry mout and awful taste.
They will also conceal or destroy all stocks of tea, coffee, and medications suitable for relieving hangovers.

In the process of performing the above tasks, the Gorilla will also overturn furniture, strew clothes around, and cause utter chaos, like a quiet but extremely thorough Poltergeist.
"Who are you, and wha are you doing on my sofa ?"

"Search me .... the Beer Gorilla must have broght me. Say, where's my clothes ?

"Oh my GOD !"

"SHIT ! That bloody Beer Gorilla's followed us home AGAIN !"
by Eighth Of Seven May 29, 2009
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beer love

The term used to describe one's sexual feelings toward another person when under the influence of alcohol. There are vast levels of this phenomena ranging from a 1 beer love to as many numbers of beers you are able to consume while still able to function and pursue said "love".
"Dude, lets get shwasted tonight!"
"I'm want some beer love!"
"5 beer lover fow show."
by 7 Beer Lover October 1, 2009
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Beer for my horses

1) A song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

2) A movie about vigilante justice
Beer for my horses is an awesome song and the movie is hilarious.
by thort74t January 6, 2011
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